Hey, it's me, the bearded straight hipster that totally self-identifies as queer[^1]
Oh btw, did I mention that I'm actually a **photographer** ?
Why don't you come over, get naked and I can tie you up. But like, in an artsy, empowering way without uhhh the male gaze or whatevs ?
[^1]: because I forced my bi fiance to sign up for a joint tindr account so I can fuck other cis girls. But anyway…